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savory
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 Posted - 31 May 2012 : 01:01:22 AM
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Bit.ch-Slap
You are 14% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
Yeah me too...
First time though, I got Starving Artist (which I actually am in real life).
"If I wanted to hear mindless droning I'd befriend an air-conditioner." |
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savory
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 01:13:28 AM
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You are the Creator
78% Creator
71% Ruler
70% Destroyer
69% Fool
67% Magician
62% Warrior
62% Seeker
61% Lover
58% Orphan
57% Sage
53% Innocent
52% Caregiver
"If I wanted to hear mindless droning I'd befriend an air-conditioner." |
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Desdemona
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 01:15:07 AM
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You are the Creator!
70% Innocent, 26% Orphan, 63% Warrior, 22% Caregiver, 57% Seeker, 58% Lover, 73% Destroyer, 93% Creator, 63% Magician, 33% Ruler, 56% Sage and 70% Fool!
Goal: Identity
Fear: Inauthenticity
Response to Dragon/Problem: Claim it as part of the self
Task: self-creation, self-acceptance
Gift: Individuality, vocation
Addictions: Work, creativity
The Creator is the center of improvement, always striving to create and better her/his surroundings. The Soul is the center of the Creator’s dance, and it seeks to find a deeper sense of self and wisdom even at the price of the Ego’s functions of keeping us healthy and functioning. The Soul is the source of our freewill, and the healthy creator can tap into the potential, creating circumstances while others feel acted upon by her/his actions.
The Creator is driven to be authentic despite the costs. Creators are threatening to Warriors and Seekers, who are very concerned with how things are ‘supposed’ to be.
Shadow Creator:
The Shadow creator creates without any sense of responsibility for what s/he is making. The Shadow Creator often will deny his/her responsibility in events. Most often, the Creator is shunned by the community, and a Shadow Creator seeks to create to disturb the community from which s/he is shunned. If a creation comes out badly, a Shadow Creator will blame circumstances.
7w6cp Sx/sp
ENFP
Dramatic/Mercurial/Adventurous/Idiosyncratic Style
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Stormy
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 01:31:51 AM
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Originally posted by Fleets
Personality Defect Test.
Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
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Edited by - Stormy on 31 May 2012 01:33:40 AM |
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Lake
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 01:46:16 AM
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stormy,
i saw the poetry you wrote to that someone special. so sweet.
Baby baby you make me want to
infinitely loop a sweet little
meaningless phrase in your ear.
Hey hey you plastic coated honey machine
won't you join me darling
in a permanent poly-modal interconnect.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I dig your chromium lobes.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I dig your titanium spine.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
one look from your sweet green Nikon irises
sends a hot electric spark across
every little capacitor in my brain.
I love you baby like a stainless steel
psychotropic universal turing machine.
I love you baby like there's no next year's model.
I love you like we'll never rust to dust in a damp land fill.
And as long as there's light on my solar cells,
I will love you 'til the end of time.
..and those jokes you wrote? hilarious.
“Waiter! Waiter! What’s this robot doing in my soup?”
“It looks like he’s performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain.”
What’s the difference between a regular robot and a killer robot?
The gnawing jeers of men.
i'm sorry i've given you a hard time the past week or so here. please stay just as you are. 
*it's not about finding yourself, it's about realizing who you've been all along. |
Edited by - Lake on 31 May 2012 01:55:10 AM |
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Galen
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 01:51:32 AM
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Starving Artist
You are 14% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some[blocked]who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!
You are the Creator!
65% Innocent, 37% Orphan, 62% Warrior, 57% Caregiver, 62% Seeker, 67% Lover, 61% Destroyer, 70% Creator, 46% Magician, 59% Ruler, 67% Sage and 63% Fool!
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And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." -Roald Dahl |
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Stormy
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 12:36:59 PM
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Thanks, Lake. I cracked myself up with the soup one.
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I forgot to include:
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Spiteful Loner
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
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enforest
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 5:03:57 PM
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Ok, we get it guys. Everyone is a Creator...
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whitelila
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 5:30:27 PM
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Originally posted by enforest
Ok, we get it guys. Everyone is a Creator...
No, I'm the Destroyer. I'm the rare one. |
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enforest
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 5:47:56 PM
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Oh, didn't notice that. tyfbttma
I want to do the test, but I'm afraid of just getting The Creator, because clearly that means nothing at this point if (almost) everyone gets it. |
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MH
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 5:50:48 PM
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| there is something quite funny in that statement :p |
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whitelila
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 6:44:18 PM
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Originally posted by enforest
Oh, didn't notice that. tyfbttma
I want to do the test, but I'm afraid of just getting The Creator, because clearly that means nothing at this point if (almost) everyone gets it.
lol
I know.. I'm so glad to be a Destroyer, anything but the Creator.
I feel like the cat with the unique solitary tail. i think i'll strut. Eat that savory. Whos Rarity now! |
Edited by - whitelila on 31 May 2012 6:45:05 PM |
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savory
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 7:13:02 PM
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Lol 
You are. YOU are.
"If I wanted to hear mindless droning I'd befriend an air-conditioner." |
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Lake
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 9:01:20 PM
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Originally posted by Stormy
Thanks, Lake. I cracked myself up with the soup one.
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I forgot to include:
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Spiteful Loner
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are
a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep
inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get
low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the
motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too
introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
- [Stormy]
oh. wow. now i'm even more glad i apologized.
*it's not about finding yourself, it's about realizing who you've been all along. |
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dfgray44
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 9:31:55 PM
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Personality Defect Test
Brute
You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn't, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won't happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn't so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something. Try to stay off of buildings.
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Kate
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 10:20:28 PM
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Originally posted by dfgray44
Personality Defect Test
Brute
You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn't, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won't happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn't so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something. Try to stay off of buildings.
hahaha that's perfect
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dfgray44
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 10:37:17 PM
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mhm
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Lake
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Posted - 31 May 2012 : 11:44:22 PM
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a gal can dream.
*it's not about finding yourself, it's about realizing who you've been all along. |
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Kate
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Posted - 01 Jun 2012 : 12:00:48 AM
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this is the kong i keep picturing
and this
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relicquery
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Posted - 01 Jun 2012 : 12:23:37 AM
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Originally posted by enforest
Ok, we get it guys. Everyone is a Creator...
I think we can eliminate Creator as a valid result and evaluate everyone based on their other eleven scores. |
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Lake
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Posted - 01 Jun 2012 : 01:09:30 AM
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@Kate- LOL
*it's not about finding yourself, it's about realizing who you've been all along. |
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mystery2me
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Posted - 01 Jun 2012 : 08:47:37 AM
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Your result for The Personality Defect Test ... Hippie
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
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Timo84
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Posted - 01 Jun 2012 : 09:32:57 AM
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Did this test. Results:
B.tch-Slap
You are 43% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant. |
Edited by - Timo84 on 01 Jun 2012 09:34:03 AM |
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Lake
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Posted - 01 Jun 2012 : 4:32:22 PM
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Originally posted by dfgray44
mhm
*SHOVE*
*it's not about finding yourself, it's about realizing who you've been all along. |
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whitelila
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Posted - 01 Jun 2012 : 5:35:36 PM
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Originally posted by relicquery
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Originally posted by enforest
Ok, we get it guys. Everyone is a Creator...
I think we can eliminate Creator as a valid result and evaluate everyone based on their other eleven scores.
In that case I'm a Destroyer FOOL, Caregiving Seeker/Sage.
with creator eliminated
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Edited by - whitelila on 01 Jun 2012 5:44:45 PM |
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